I'm watching the national news and all they seem to be talking about is the record snowfall all over the US. But what I'm wondering is this... WHERE'S OURS!? Today, I didn't even wear a jacket. Seriously. It feels like late April outside. If it doesn't snow by December 24th, I'm putting Christmas on an indefinite hiatus until I see some white stuff on the ground!
And remember how I mentioned last night that Josh was up to his earlobes in projects? I wasn't kidding. Only one more semester Joshy...
July was my birthday and Shada, one of my greatest BFF's, met us in Vegas for the weekend with her family. We had planned on going to shows and all that Vegas stuff, but after dinner (at Emeril's, WOW) the first night in town, they returned to their hotel room to find their girls asleep. Alone. The nanny they had brought when them bailed and they never heard from her again. It was very unfortunate, but at least Shada's girls are hilarious! I didn't mind having them around... Shahad is especially cute. We had to wait over an hour to get a table for dinner and she danced the ENTIRE time. I swear that girl never gets tired! Salah should win the father of the century award - because of the nanny situation, he ended up taking Samar to the Justin Bieber concert. And bought her a poster. Something for Josh to look forward to someday. (And yes this is a picture of a picture... sadly it's the only one we got of the 4 of us!)
In August, we went to Yellowstone for a week with the Jarman clan. Joe, MaryJane, and Emily drove all the way from Portland and met us there. It was a GREAT week, filled with lots of "ribbits," "Saya Saya's," fishing, browsing tacky souvenir shops, and white trash t-shirts. Emmers is our favorite niece, and that has nothing to do with the fact that she's our only niece. (But it might have something to do with the fact that we're her favorite aunt and uncle). After Yellowstone, Joe and MJ were able to come back to SLC for a few weeks. It was SO great having them close for so long! One of my favorite pics of Emily and Uncle Joshy:
Fast Forward -- School -- Halloween (and dying my hair black) -- Thanksgiving -- Today!
Josh is leading "Operation Anti-Scrooge" this year because he's tired of not having Christmas spirit. So we've been going to every concert we can, watching Christmas movies galore, and decking our apartment (Falalalalalalalala). I'm so proud of our Christmas tree! I didn't know I was marrying the male Martha Stewart, but I'm glad I did!

I miss Nikki, Esmat, and Shada. Esmat is moving to Boston this fall and she's going to be able to see Nikki as often as she wants and I'm going to be all the way over here! Shada will be in Cali and Vegas in July, though, so hopefully I can meet her there. Long distance friendships kinda suck... I need to find some friends closer to home who are as nerdy as I am. Who here is going to wear a Harry Potter scarf around town with me?

Enough missing my friends, though- I have great news! Our office IT guys finally installed Adobe Design Premium CS4 on my computer! That means I can do all of our web design and graphics stuff at my own desk! I also got a new book in the mail today- Color Index by Jim Krause. Yeah, it's just a book of color swatches and their CMYK codes but I'm so happy about getting it that I made Josh drive all the way up to campus to bring it to me. Woohooo! I can't wait to create our new corporate partnership program brochure... :)
Josh and I left on the morning of Thursday, May 6th. We connected in Portland and Tokyo and about 22 hours later, arrived in Taipei at 9:30 pm. Before I summarize our daily adventures, I'll just say that snickers bars in Taiwan are amazing- I think we ate one every day. Street vendors are all the rage there and we ate quite a bit of interesting street food. My favorite, though, were the fruit carts that would take any fruit you asked them to and blended it up into a smoothie right there! And they were only like $1! We took trains everywhere- I hate America's public transit system now. We also did ALOT of shopping, much to Josh's dismay. Drivers in Taiwan are terrifying and I nearly peed myself every time we took a taxi.
Taipei (May 7-11): We met Esther (from Josh's mission) at the Taipei Temple our first day there. Stupid me forgot my recommend so we couldn't do a session, but we ate lunch with her and she let us borrow an old cell phone for the 2 weeks. We ate at this yummy restaurant and I experienced my first and last "thousand year old egg." It was almost as disgusting as it sounds based on texture alone. Black mush... bleh! We spent a few hours at the Chiang Kai Shek Memorial (Taiwan's equivelant to the Lincoln Memorial). I faced another first there- Taiwanese celebrity-dom. Some women wanted to take pictures with me, and I think I may have been the first white American woman they'd ever seen. (There are lots of nerdy white men in Taiwan, but I didn't see another white woman until our last day there). After walking around the grounds, we went to the gardens and fed the fish. So nice!
On day two we went to the Taipei Zoo. COOLEST ZOO EVER! It was like a jungle walking through it, it was humongous and there was greenery everywhere! The animals were exceptionally happy and active, and I saw my very first real live giant panda. After the zoo, we took the Maokong Gondola up the mountain. Talk about terrifying! But I set my fears aside (for the most part) and enjoyed the view. At the top of the mountain, we ate at this little tea house and I think it was the best meal I ate on the entire trip. It was just beef and onions, fried tofu, and steamed cabbage, but the seasonings were as amazing as the view.
Our third day in Taipei was spent at Taipei 101. For those of you who don't know anything about global architecture, Taipei 101 was the world's tallest building until last year when they finished the Burj Khalifa in Dubai. The elevator in Taipei 101, however, is the world's fastest elevator- we went up to the 98th floor in about 30 seconds. Again, AMAZING views of the city! We did alot of shopping in the Taipei 101 Mall, but didn't buy a thing because they were all way overpriced designer shops. Fun though! That night, our last night in Taipei, I experienced my first night market. Imagine a state fair, but remove all the rednecks and replace all the miracle creams and massagers with clothes. That's a night market- cheap clothes and food everywhere! I couldn't enjoy it long, though, because it started pouring rain.
Tainan (May 11-13): Tainan is the oldest city in Taiwan, which was apparent by the quality of our hotel. We had no shower curtain and I think the AC was broken in our room, so it was very uncomfortable, but it was a beautiful and quaint little city! And I swear our hotel was in the center of another night market so we did alot of shopping. Our first day there we visited the Confucius Temple. It was really pretty, but I could hardly stand the heat, so we walked over to the National Museum of Taiwan Literature and looked at language exhibits. Of course everything was in Chinese so I had no idea what was going on, but it was nice and cool! That afternoon we went to a department store (basically a mall) and watched Iron Man 2. If you're curious, their movies are in English with Chinese subtitles, but they're very particular about their assigned seating. There were about 6 people in the theater and we were accidently sitting in the wrong seats. Instead of just sitting in one of the other hundred empty seats, they actually made us move! Very weird...
Our second day in Tainan was spent at another department store and the An Ping Fort. An Ping Fort was actually built by the Dutch way back when so it's ooold, but it was really cool. And the landscaping was gorgeous! Old trees everywhere! After leaving the fort, we went into this amazing little Buddhist temple. Talk about ornamentation! The incense was great though, and we smelled it everywhere we went. Next to the temple Josh found a street food vendor who makes little cakes filled with bean curd, cream, peanuts, or something else funky. The cream had the consistency of vaseline- not my favorite, but the peanut cakes were fantastic! Imagine a pancake filled with crushed peanuts and sugar- SO good!
Kaohsiung (May 13-15): Josh and I have a good friend here in Utah named FuFan, who's mom lives in Kaohsiung. Josh called her mom before we boarded our train from Tainan to let her know we'd like to see her. She immediately said "What time will you be here? Noon? Great, I'll pick you up bye!" and didn't give Josh a chance to protest. She picked us up and took us to lunch at this really cute little European-style cafe with the best custard EVER. Josh and I ate and ate and ate from the dessert bar. I ordered the shrimp pasta, forgetting that they serve their shrimp with eyeballs and all... oops! We then took a nap at our hotel and she picked us up again later that night to take us to another night market. I stepped out of my comfort zone and ate these little gelatin eye ball looking things- I think they were filled with bean paste. Why they think beans make a fantastic dessert is beyond my comprehension but hey, I gave it a shot. On the way back to the hotel, she took us to a Chua Bing shop- BEST DESSERT EVER!!! It's shaved ice made from sugar water, covered in fresh fruit and sweet & condensed milk. We ordered one with mango and another with strawberry. Oh my gosh it was good, I made Josh go back the next night for more.
Our second day in Kaohsiung was spent with FuFan's mom again. She picked us up and took us to her sister's house, where we met up with one of our other friends Eryn (FuFan's cousin)! Eryn went to BYU for a while so we knew her before, and it was nice to sit and speak English with somebody besides Josh. Eryn lived next to a yummy goat meat restaurant, so we ate lots of goat meat and pineapple for lunch. Then FuFan's mom and aunt took us to a little tea house in the mountains. I can't imagine a more relaxing day... we sat for hours munching on the sweetest pumpkin seeds and pistachios, and then we ate a roasted yam. Delicious! After the tea house, we went to the Lotus Pond, a huge pond surrounded by really extravagant temples. It was too late in the evening to go inside of them, but seeing them from the oustide was good enough for me! They were crazy huge and outrageous! And we fed some fish, again, and I liked it. The fish food dispensers were these huge yellow fish, I loooved it!
Kenting (May 15-19): On our way to Kenting, we stopped in Fangliao- a tiny little town by the ocean where Josh served the last 9 months of his mission. I made the mistake of ordering seafood pasta, again, and had to pick out all the squid and shrimp eyeballs and other things I didn't recognize. Sister Shu and Esther (who we also saw in Taipei) met us there for a short while. They found a scooter for us to borrow and took us out for more chua bing. This sugar water ice was made with brown sugar, so it was a little different, but still delicious! Josh and I rode a scooter up to a little aboriginal mountain town called LiLi. Josh baptized a few kids there. We've sent them packages and he talks about them so much, so I was ecstatic to meet them! And they were so cute!!! Josh got pooped on by a bird, we played basketball with them for a couple of hours, they sat and listened to American music on my ipod, and then they wanted to play with my camera and take LOTS of pictures. It was such a great day- quite possibly my favorite day in Taiwan. I spent some time with the kids away from Josh and I was completely out of my element, they didn't speak a word of English and I didn't speak a word of Chinese, but it was so fun! After spending time with the kids, we took a bus to Kenting.
I won't break this part up day-by-day because we basically did the same thing every day. Kenting (pronounced Kun-ding) is the spring break town at the southern-most tip of Taiwan- and it was PACKED with tourists! And it was only one street! That entire street was a night market, however, and it was amazing. Best shopping of the trip! We ate alot of interesting food- including Mexican food that tasted like bland lasagna. Not a fan. We rented a scooter for an entire day for like $9 and rode to an old Dutch lighthouse. It wasn't too exciting, but I enjoyed walking through the forest next to it, even though Josh had to literally fight off a humongous flying beetle with a water bottle. There were little lizards everywhere! We rode the scooter around the southern tip to a gorgeous rocky beach on the east coast. We hunted in tide pools, but all we found were crabs and a little fish washed up in the sand. We spent quite a bit of time at the beach behind our hotel. I guess nobody wanted to go to this beach because the walk back to it is a little ugly, but once you got to the sand it was gorgeous! We swam in the ocean, and I got stung by a jellyfish on my left leg. No we didn't pee on it- it actually didn't burn as bad as one would think. It felt like someone slapped a sunburn on my leg or something, but I had red rashy bumps all over my leg for a good week. In fact, I think some of them are still visible on my leg.
During this leg of the trip, I got sick of Taiwanese food. Really sick of it. So we ate at McDonald's. We only had to pay $4 for two combos! Isn't that insanely cheap!? I'll never eat at McDonald's in the US again... the greedy good for nothings...
Hualien (May 19-21): We took a taxi back to Fangliao (and our driver nearly killed me over with his insane driving), then we took a train to Hualien. We only had one day in Hualien, and I think I would have liked to stay longer. The shopping was great, and the city was GORGEOUS! We went into the Taroko Gorge, which is a huge gorge with a crystal clear blue river running through it. Unfortunately, we were too late to get on with a tour group so we had to take public transit to the top of the gorge. Public transit doesn't stop at all the tourist spots, so I had to pay attention and take pictures from the window. At the top of the gorge, we ate wild boar and beef noodles. It was amazingly delicious, but incredibly fatty. They don't cut any fat off of their meat because they think it holds the flavor- bleh! We tried going into a really cool pagoda on the side of the mountain, but they were closing up shop right when we got there. Some white girls asked us to take a picture of them, and then asked where we were from. We told them we were from Utah, and surprise! They were BYU nursing students studying abroad! We talked to them for a little while, then went our separate ways. That night we went to a jade market and ran into the BYU girls again! We watched some really cool aboriginal dancers, I bought some really pretty jade, and then they asked us if we knew where they could get food. We walked with them back across town to a night market around the corner from our hotel. The restaurant we referred was closed so Josh ordered them food from a street vendor and they were VERY appreciative. Then we ate more chua bing... yummmm! We gave their advisor our phone card since we were going home, and then offered to take the girls to our hotel to call a couple of taxis to take them home. Very interesting night... The next day we were planning to take a plane to Taipei, but after taking an expensive taxi ride to the airport we found out they were all booked. So we took another train, this time from Hualien back to Taipei. The scenery was incredible! Unfortunately I dozed off during what Josh called the prettiest part. Silly me!
Taipei (May 21-22): Our last night in Taiwan. We discovered a really cool underground mall at the train station, so after going to our hotel and getting a free upgrade in rooms because the hotel overbooked, and after going back to Taipei 101 to eat dinner, we went shopping! It was like an airconditioned night market! Then we walked to every Family Mart and 7-eleven in town and bought out their lychee flavored hi-chews (candy) for my primary kids. It was a random night. After shopping until we literally wanted to collapse, we went back to our hotel room and watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall, in the dark, from the jetted party-lit tub in our bathroom. If I had a tv like that next to my tub at home, I'd be the cleanest person in Salt Lake.
Finally we had to go home. We left early on Saturday, May 22nd, and after connecting in Tokyo again, we flew directly to Salt Lake. The flight wasn't quite as long, which was nice, but we were completely jetlagged. That afternoon, we took an unintentional 7 hour nap, woke up at midnight, went out for mexican food at 2 am, and then rented a redbox. Whew!
Take a look at my photos here.
Next year- Dubai!!!
Second, Josh and I are going to Vegas with Aubri & Mark this weekend and I can't wait for a mini-vacation! What a nice Spring Break this will be!
Last, and most importantly, Josh and I are going to TAIWAN!!! Yes, we were planning to go next summer, but after doing our taxes we thought "heck, let's just go now!" So we're leaving on May 6th (last day of finals) and coming back on the 22nd. I hope my passport comes back soon...
I totalled my car last Thursday. I was driving from class to work, it was snowing, the car in front of me stopped suddenly, and I tried to slam on my brakes but I slid right into their rear bumper. My car is smashed, so Mark is taking it off our hands for parts. The other car, however, might need a new bumper? It doesn't even seem like we were in the same accident.


Lucky for me, the officer didn't give me a citation because it wasn't really my fault. She did tell me to give myself more space from the car in front of me, and she called a tow truck for me. Whatever you do, DON'T let the officer call the tow company! The tow place will charge double when the call comes from a police officer. Total crap if you ask me, but I've learned my lesson! I am now car shopping. We'd really like a 4WD vehicle for camping and fishing, but we can't really afford something like that right now. I'll probably just get another civic of sorts.
On a more cheerful note, we went snowshoeing with the famdamily on Saturday and had a blast! The weather was perfect- snowing a little with no wind and a mild temperature. Aside from Diane being terrified to go uphill, and Josh throwing snow in my face, it was a hella good time! I think we all want our own snowshoes now. :)






Finally, Valentine's Day was great this year. Even though it was on Sunday, we went to dinner at Rodizio Grill. Josh had never been there, which shocks me, so I made reservations for us. We picked a great night to go because they served rattlesnake sausage, buffalo roast, elk, wild boar, and the best top sirloin I've ever had! SUCH a great meal, and totally worth the $70 we dropped on it!
February has been real, but March can't get here soon enough... Corned Beef... yummmmmmm
So on Saturday, Josh and I went to Everett's 6th birthday party- with a Star Wars theme. My family insisted that we be there before 3 o'clock for the "big surprise" but we didn't expect what we got! Taisley found a group of people who will, for a charitable donation, dress in Star Wars costumes and come to your party. I can't imagine what the neighbors thought when they saw 9 fully Star Wars-clad fanatics walking down the street but I know what I thought! "Holy crap, that's the coolest thing I've ever seen!"
We had Darth Vader, Anakin, Jango Fett, snow troopers, storm troopers, imperial guards, and other characters I didn't even recognize! TOTALLY AMAZING! Judging by their poor
performance of "Vader Says" and Star Wars trivia, I think the kids were a little intimidated by the costumes. And poor Everett was stiff as a board the whole time! It was adorable.
We had Darth Vader, Anakin, Jango Fett, snow troopers, storm troopers, imperial guards, and other characters I didn't even recognize! TOTALLY AMAZING! Judging by their poor
performance of "Vader Says" and Star Wars trivia, I think the kids were a little intimidated by the costumes. And poor Everett was stiff as a board the whole time! It was adorable.Darth Vader: "I sense the force is strong in this one" (points at Everett)
Everett: "......." (nods head, wide eyed)
And as if the surprise visit wasn't enough, Taisley also made the most
freaking amazing R2D2 cake. Awesome party, Taisley, we're hiring you to plan Josh's party in April! (sadly, I don't think he'd be even a tiny bit disappointed). Here's the website of the group, in case any of you decide to host your own Star Wars party. http://alpinegarrison.com/
Christmas this year was incredibly busy. We spent the first few hours of Christmas Eve with Josh's extended family. We played games and exchanged gifts. Josh and I ended up with candy, a water bottle, and an electric toothbrush (which I was especially excited about!). After the party, we headed over to Warren and Taisley's for the Weston family pajama party.
We did our traditional white elephant exchange and Josh and I got the size 68 jeans. We fit the two of us, Bentley, and Everett inside of them and still had room to spare. They're
Christmas morning was really fun, we loved watching the boys with their toys! We couldn't stay long, though, because we then spent the rest of Christmas morning with Josh's family. We mostly just relaxed until evening, then the Jarman friends and family came over for dinner. It was an exhausting day!
We've had some pretty exciting changes in our lives over the past month. First, I lost my job at the piano studio and then it was offered back to me. Roger felt that he wasn't making enough money from lessons alone, so he wanted to put more effort into the publishing side of the business. Because of that, he needed a teacher who could put in extra hours to help with those projects. Of course I didn't have an extra minute to give so he needed to replace me. After a week, however, Roger realized that he didn't have enough space or computers for all the teachers to be working at once and he told me I didn't need to go if I didn't want to. Buuuut I'm exhausted, so I told him thanks but I need a break from working so much. I don't know what to do with myself now that I have an extra 12 hours/week! So far I've rediscovered quilting, cleaning, studying, and The Bachelor (ick!).
School has started again, and with that comes grant money (yay!!!). We were able to pay off all of our debt, so we are now working to save as much money as possible so we can go to Taiwan next summer. Josh is incredibly busy with his 18 credit hours. I'm happy to report, however, that he will be graduating with three bachelors degrees next May! I'm only taking three classes again, but this semester is turning out to be much more philosophical than I expected. I have to read all the time, and my classes only consist of group discussion on what we thought about the reading and how it made us feel. Pretty weird for business classes...
I know this post wasn't very exciting, but that's just how we roll! We're a boring old couple who sits at home, complains about the government, watches movies, and eats hamburger helper. Maybe my next post will be about quilting...





