It was recently brought to my attention that my beloved Archie comics will soon be tainted by an engagement between Archie and Veronica. While Veronica might provide plenty of money and sex-appeal to Archie for the rest of his life, she is, for lack of better terms, a beeotch. Betty on the other hand is kind, intelligent, hard working, and foxy. Oh Archie, must you be so materialistic? Even Moose is better than Veronica!
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